You Suck- A Dunn Kelly Mystery

You Suck- A Dunn Kelly Mystery

Dunn Kelly rarely has a problem covering for his alcoholic father. As the only Special Populations

detective on the police force, his dad’s responsibilities usually consist of freeing zombies tangled in turnstiles, checking rabies tags on werewolves, and sweeping up vampires who oversleep when moon bathing. But when teen pop star Delilah Idaho sees a wrinkle on her forehead, Dunn’s world is turned upside-down.

His town is the host to a new television show- You Suck, a reality show in which vampires, from sparkly to old school, compete for the privilege of biting Delilah, keeping her young and beautiful forever. But a murderer is loose on the set and it’s up to Dunn to save his father’s job and solve the mystery. Oh, and his teacher is hitting on him, the football coach hates his guts, and he just might lose his spot on the swim team. Dunn’s life, like the television show, sucks.